Jaden (standing at the top of the stairs naked from the waist down holding his pants, which were inside out): Mom can you fix my pants?
Me: Why don't you go find your underwear first?
Jaden (two seconds later): I can't find it.
(Repeat two or three times)
When Jaden comes downstairs still half naked, Mom: What are you gonna give me if I find your underwear right where I told you to look?
Jaden: I don't know.
Mom: Are you gonna buy me a pizza?
Jaden: Ok, lets get pizza!
Mom: Are you gonna buy it?
Jaden (looking confused): Kids don't buy things for moms.
How true, how true.
- ► 2010 (31)